Okay, so I'm feeling a little bad about the state of my blog lately. I know you all appreciate my candor most days, but frankly I've been keeping myself down. So, to remind myself of how I'm usually a freakin' ray of sunshine I thought I would post my top ten quotes. Must are just dumb random things that I've said over the past year that still crack me up. Hopefully, you'll find them just as entertaining.
When you're done reading, be sure to leave me a comment letting me know which one was your favorite, or submit your own!
In random (you know me) order...
1.)"Sometimes you just need a drink, you know? Especially when you're out of the house without the kid for the first time all week. I think they would have noticed if I brought out my party flask too." From, "For fun and excitement".
2.) "So, if you're impatient you will only get crappy, second-hand, less-than-perfect things." From, "Words of wisdom".
3.)"Blah...piddled? Did I just use the word piddled? I guess I did." From, "Alone..."
4.)"I got lost in a parking garage yesterday...twice." From, "I know it's not Wednesday..."
5.)"I'll be back later after I brave Wally World (aka Hell). Do you think I can get some kind of over-the-counter Valium?" From, "Have I mentioned..."
6.)"Purple shiny sheets...I has some. Jealous?" From, "Purple shiny sheets."
7.)"I'm writing a book, and so far it is all kinds of awesome..." From, "Just thought you should know..."
8.)"Oh yeah, can you believe I have no idea what I'm wearing to Batman's party? Would a Batgirl costume be too much?" From, "Consider yourself warned..."
9.)"We're back from the zoo, let me tell you, nothing like a good public outing to affirm your superior parenting skills." From, "Feeling pretty good..."
10.)"Well fuck Princeton and their fucking PhD program anyway!" From, "What do I do next?"
So, there you have it. No, I did not read through all my 700+ posts to find these, I just read a few random old posts and came up with this list.
Hope it brought the LULZ and just for old times sake....
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4 comments:
I like all of them, but I think #9 was my favorite..LOL Oh and the over the counter valium too!
I happen to like this one: 9.)"We're back from the zoo, let me tell you, nothing like a good public outing to affirm your superior parenting skills." From, "Feeling pretty good..." because I can relate to it. LOL Not that I think I am better than everyone else (well, not ALL the time anyway...) but some people are just so stooopid! Come on, do people seriously not have a clue about raising children?
Ok, I'm officially a loser. After reading your top ten and being invited to share one of my favorite quotes from my own posts, I went through and reread a bunch of my old posts. A complete waste of time, but I'm fairly certain I'm awesome. Speaking of awesome,
#7 was my favorite..."I'm writing a book, and so far it is all kinds of awesome..."
As for my own quotes I couldn't decide between these two:
When I hear the word google changed into a verb (i.e. I googled Robert Pattinson) it sounds vaguely dirty to me and I spend a moment wondering what exactly it is to "google" someone.
And
I'm Tired, Covered In Paint, And I Have Herpes On My Face. Must Be Monday.
I disturb myself.
Fun post though
I'm a big fan of #2. I still struggle with that whole waiting thing...
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